
……Enjoy this gallery of a fugly freak show! Complete with snarky comments to each pic! (A new feature from Hollywouldn’t.)

It’s a trick question. Sorry. I really, truly am. This Top Model season/cycle’s (or perhaps in general, and most in the modeling world) “plus” sized model is on the thin side of average, looks better than most American women—almost looks as skinny as the other America’s Next top Model contestants and in some shots precisely as thin. To top it all off, it’s a very bad thing for America’s youth and even adult women in our society.

A magazine-style spread and blurb about the new trend of long straps made of chain for purses. Shoppable picks include a price range from Chanel and Marc Jacobs to Urban Outfitters and Simply Vera Wang (the capsule line).